Simba is a user on pridelands.io. You can follow them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse. If you don't, you can sign up here.

Simba @simba@pridelands.io

Pinned toot

New , yay!!

Hi curious person! My name is Simba, and I am a "furry". I am interested in games, music, computers, technology, the internet, civil and animal rights.

If you want my refined thoughts visit my website and blog, tailpuff.net. If you want my jumbled daily ramblings feel free to follow me. You can find methods of secure contact at tailpuff.net/keys

If you are interested in having your own private blog, reach out to me, I can guide you!

Pinned toot

Furry Fandom is a pervasive system of bullies and trolls, and the sexualization of children. It hides it's ugliness behind "free hugs" like a creepy man handing out candy from his van.

tailpuff.net/furry-fandom-is-n

Simba boosted

""An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made." - William Shakespeare"

Trees grow up as they grow older, but as this proceeds the earliest generations of leaves remain on their branches. They don't uproot and travel to the highest branches where the best view is.

This is because trees are kinda stupid and we can be better than them.

When you realize you need to ask yourself "Who isn't stealing from me in my day to day life?", you will begin to understand my perspective on the human species.

That they think they can get away with it is the most aggravating aspect of their condition.

The humans will keep striding toward evil until it becomes trivially easy to discard them like we would any pest creatures.

The world _LIES_ to you so much and so reliably, that you can manipulate it to do whatever you want, if you know the way it's going to lie.

"Sounds like a great mechanism!" you say. No. A great mechanism offers the simplest of controls to do the most obvious of choices. "Do you want heaven?" The button should be labeled "Yes!".

But instead it's a treachery of lies. It's like playing a video game when your character gets a "Confused controls" debuff. But life is not a video game.

I would bet that actors will make silly faces when they know the camera can't see them but the other actors can.

anyway who wants to be bronze. gold is where it's at.

Their arrogance is what bothers me most.

Humans are wrong, humans are stupid, humans are insane, humans are psychopathic, but they never seem to grasp not only how insignificant they are, but how much trouble they are already in. They behave as if they are an out of control train gone off the tracks. _in spite of_ their free will. As if piling up more guilt-debt will somehow trick the counter into rolling over to zero.

There will never be a shortage of war movies or slasher films.

Now of course nobody cares about tans. You might like to think that means Humans have evolved past that particular insanity, but they haven't! They simply substituted other insanities. There may still be laboratories ("schools, offices") where the "Tan" experiment is still taking place.

And that's another of Humanities biggest fucking problems. You try to hide your insanity behind a mask of evil!

"We're not stupid and insane, we're scientists!"

The problem with youmans is that when you group together you reinforce each other's insanity.

When I was a kid one of the social requirements is that you make an effort to get skin cancer in the form of a "tan". People like me who did not participate were outcasts because our skin wasn't the right color.

You have to acknowledge the _insanity_ in that. It's not just stupid (and it is really stupid), it's clinically insane.

That is what humans are.

Simba boosted

You can call me selfish or self centered or whatever but I don't accept any license agreements. I click on the stupid button anyway and it means nothing to me and has no legal authority or binding authority. It's some bullshit that people made up to take more than they deserve and it means dick-all and if they don't like it fuck 'em.

All this shit in our lives is _completely made up_. Why the fuck isn't it always amazing all the time. Fuck 'em.

So yeah, I click 'accept', and it means nothing.

I dunno but I'm pretty sure Toad just walked in to find mario dead from suicidal hanging.

Man Squaresoft writes some dark shit.

Never has a better Hero's Anthem been discovered than the Legend of Zelda theme song.

youtube.com/watch?v=MriV_L0Hl5

You might think that when flies rub their front legs together it serves some sort of biological function, but nope, they are simply plotting their evil schemes.

OMG This klingon woman from The Original Series looks like a sad Oompa Loompa. I'm dying.

Rockstar Games is a company I used to like and now I encourage everyone to steal all of their products and never pay them anything.

The line between capitalism and thievery is not thin at all. All evil fuckers should be killed.

I want more games with turn-based, menu-centric, cinematic combat. Imagine a WW2 game like that

What is the technical name for the final fantasy style of turn based, menu-centric, rpg combat?

I can get cheesecake factory delivered to my house now.

Crimes against life is making people so fearful that I can't tell you the reason I'm still alive.